Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!