Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.