Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!