Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.