My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!

I have lived a carnal life.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.