My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

What happened? Satan was busy?

I have lived a carnal life.

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.