I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.