Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
Sam KinisonWhen has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
Sam KinisonJohn Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
Sam KinisonThere's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"
Sam Kinison