I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.