What happened? Satan was busy?

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!