What happened? Satan was busy?

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.