What happened? Satan was busy?

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!