I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

I have lived a carnal life.