I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
Sam KinisonThere's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
Sam KinisonIve never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
Sam KinisonI want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
Sam Kinison