I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!