I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.