Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.