The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
Sam KinisonJohn Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
Sam KinisonI'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
Sam KinisonIt was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.
Sam Kinison