There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
Sam KinisonWith any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'
Sam KinisonYou gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?
Sam KinisonI called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
Sam Kinison