I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!