Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
Sam KinisonI got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
Sam KinisonSo many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
Sam Kinison