I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.