With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!