With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.

In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society.

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

I have lived a carnal life.