You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.