You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa.... beeeee.... ceeee.

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!'

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do... give sheep the vote?

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.