You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!