You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.