What happened? Satan was busy?
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.