AIDS is a horrible disease, and the people who catch it deserve compassion.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that.
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"