So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.

I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.

Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.

What happened? Satan was busy?

I'd rather entertain people than offend them.