So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.