What happened? Satan was busy?
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.