John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.