Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
I have lived a carnal life.
Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.