There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. So one day I woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.

I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.

I have lived a carnal life.