You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.
So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.