Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.