Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.