Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

You can't start at the top.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!