At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.