At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

You can't start at the top.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.