Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.