Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.