Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village