Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.