The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.