The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."