Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.