Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.