Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

Times don't change. Men do.