It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.