A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.