A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.