Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.