You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.