The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.