Times don't change. Men do.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village