Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."