Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.

How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.