Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.