We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.