The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.