The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.