Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.