If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.