I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.
Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.