It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions.

More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can't stay at home under the laws they've passed.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.