I've been on some fairways that are as good as the greens we putted on back then. We had crab grass. I remember one green where I putted through ants.

Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.

I'd say that golf is about 75% mental. If your state of mind gets out of kilter, you're worse off than a tomcat floating on a log.

What did I want with prestige? The British Open paid the winner $600 in American money. A man would have to be two hundred years old at that rate to retire from golf.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.