I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.