I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I don't eat sugary cereal.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.