I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.