When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.
I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.
I just wanted to sing on TV.
I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.