I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.
I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.
I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.
Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.
I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.