I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.