I just wanted to sing on TV.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.