I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.