I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.