When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I don't eat sugary cereal.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.