When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I don't eat sugary cereal.