When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I don't eat sugary cereal.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.