When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

Sour patch kids gone wild.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.