I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

Sour patch kids gone wild.