I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

I don't eat sugary cereal.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!