If I have kids, I'll adopt.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.