I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.