I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.