I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.