I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.