I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.

I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.