I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.

You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.