I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.