If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

I don't want to deconstruct what I do.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.