Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.

When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.