It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.

I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.