The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.

I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!