The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.