People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.