I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.