I really think everything is fair game.

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.

You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.