I really think everything is fair game.

I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.

I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

I do love the idea of ritual.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.